Random Cupcakez.

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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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What BlazBlue character are you?

Carl Clover
You are Carl Clover, the young vigilante searching for a way to save his beloved older sister who has been tragically turned into a doll. You possess a sharp mind and calm demeanor that allows you to excel in situations where others may crumble. However you are highly dependent on others and although you are a bit of a coward and a cry baby, when there is someone or something important to you in danger, you are the first to act towards protecting them. You have a deep and mysterious love of dolls and some types of puppetry.

Well… I understand where this is coming from, but I also believe that it’s a great idea to get them pierced when little because then there is no fuss over the cleaning of it, and it’s less likely to get infected because the child then doesn’t carry the responsibility… At least, that’s why my mom did it for me… And I appreciate it cuz I’m a lazy fucker. XD

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“Fuzzy didn’t miss a beat.”

Well.

“Ah, he had hit the jackpot with all this.” LMFAO this is amazing.

“So well intended, yet so insulting.” LMFAOOO

“If you choose to accept the job, I can assure you that my employer would appreciate having someone who can care for the tiger better than I can.”

Personally, I think I win this one.

“His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.”

LMAO

“‘Basketball in the fall?’ I asked the Colonel.”  wat

“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after.” huh

The first book I picked didn’t even have 45 pages… Does that mean I don’t have a sex life? XDD 

Second book: “Arthur went home on Friday afternoon, with the Key and the Atlas securely wrapped up in a shirt inside a plastic bag.” What? 

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Cute new Hello Kitty boxers/pj shorts/whatever else I want them to be.